My husband is a quick wit and can pull crazy humor out of no where... but only if he's comfortable around someone. Well he's comfortable around me and around 4am this morning when I got up to pee and check on the kids, this conversation went down:
Him: "Did you check on the baby?"
Me: "Yes."
Him: "There weren't any loose baby girls trying to sneek into his crib?"
Me: "... no"
Him: "Dang baby sluts...wearing their mascara and Huggies thongs."
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Best wishes on the big day February 28th. Lots of love and hugs from Santa Clara
Have you seen the Saturday Night Live skit about Baby Diaper Thongs? So stinking funny. Good one Dax.
Tristie, we'll be thinking of you tomorrow. Have a wonderful day!!! Kick those feet up; let all inhibitions loose. We love you.
hahaha! That is so funny!
Josh is wondering if he was still half asleep when he said that, and what made him think it in the first place, and where on earth it came from. I'm just laughing too hard to breathe.
What the?!?!
BTW-Happy Birthday!
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